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Yo soy la felicidad de este mundo (Spanish) [I Am Happiness on Earth]

What started off as an artsy poetic dreamy romantic drama very quickly became confusing, tiring and wtf! The film was truly an artistic film where you could praise the way shots were filmed, dances were choreographed, but if you ask me what the film was about, I would have no idea.

Emiliano is a documentary director, who apparently has a thing for young male dancers. He lays his smoldering eyes on the hot young Octavio and the two quickly begin an affair. Octavio becomes emotionally attached, to his eventual disappointment, to the philandering Emiliano, who also makes no secret of his disdain of commitment, but asking to rent a boy for threesome and other such incidents. Time passes, and Octavio moves on to dance school while Emiliano finds himself floundering and stuck in a relationship with a hustler named. Things between Octavio and Emiliano eventually come full circle, but not before an odd, lengthy film-within-a-film glimpse of Emiliano’s latest, sexually-explicit production. (Are you confused yet?)

The film is very heavy on slow, sensual storytelling, which, like I said before, if examined as individual scenes look gorgeous, but bringing them together as a film is nothing but confusion. I feel a much more linear straightforward narration would have been so much better. Octavio has sex with Emiliano, he then has a threesome with 2 women (or is he dreaming?), then suddenly after their breakup, out of nowhere a film within film comes, which is the weirdest part of the film. There is lot of nudity and action but nothing manages to hold your attention at the end of it. Maybe I'm not arty enough, maybe I missed tons of metaphors, but to me it was just boring and a waste of some pretty young guys. The only saving grace is that both leads are gorgeous to look at and can actually act well. Only if the film maker wasn't so pretentious to waste people's talent and audience's time. (3.5/10)

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