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A Slice Of Terror

This a queer anti-bullying horror movie can be best described as the porn horror genre in which almost last 30 minutes or even more is just porn. The acting and the direction of the film was so bad; even college students can make better movies for their project than this weirdness. Do not let a sexy inviting poster fool you.

Zaffo is a geeky, part time high school janitor and pizza delivery boy. He is bullied by the high school cool kids, other employees, and even the pizza clients. According to his insecurities and sexual fetishes , the worst bullies are a group of high school jocks. During a particularly fraught incident, the high school coach catches the jocks mid-bullying and lines them up against the wall for a dressing down laden with homoerotic tension. Despite the coach’s punishment, Zaffo exacts his own revenge by kidnapping a bunch of the boys, hypnotizing them and forcing them to perform sexual acts on each other against their will before he covers them in cheese and kills them to get the pizza sauce flowing.

This film is truly disturbing and in bad taste, not just in content, but in terms of filmmaking too. I mean, what was the film maker even trying to make here. And why the hell am I watching these back to back, awfully bad movies. The movie is pretty gross – the hypnotized zombie sex scene seems to last at least 20 minutes and just goes on and on while Zaffo tells each naked dude what to do and who to do it to. To say that this movie doesn’t need to be watched by anybody is an understatement. The only reason this film is getting at least half a star is because the last film I reviewed with no star was so much worse. So it's all about relativity. (0.5/10)

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