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Hey, Happy! (Canada)

By Golu
I really don't know why I watched this film. More so, why was this film even made! I have no idea what to make of this movie. Should I think of it intellectually as a modern, messed fairytale, or some weird allegory for a degradation in society that fears losing all that it holds dear... No, I think this is just poor cinema, with no sets... little plot that makes any sense, and characters that you can't even remotely care about!

DJ Sabu's overactive libido leads him into teenaged pregnancy. His mythic quest for two thousand boys ends with Happy, a paranoid UFO-ologist to whom aliens promise to appear (as his love child). Spanky is an evil hairdresser trying to foil Sabu's mission, he is the self-proclaimed 'biggest bitch in the world.' The action unfolds at a series of raves on old garbage hill in an industrial Antonioni landscape peopled with characters right out of vintage John Waters

I will be honest that I have copied the synopsis of this film from imdb. Having seen the film, I still can’t tell you what this movie was about. The attempts at gross-out were trite and staged. One dimensional characters thrown into a discombobulated story line. It is just pathetic to see film makers attempting to provoke audiences with random story ideas directed in a really awful way. It's not a gay movie, it's not a raver movie, it's a piece of crap. The story line is ridiculous, the acting is on par with a high school play, I can't even think of one good thing to say about this movie. I don't even want to waste my time writing anything else about this film. The is absolute worst. (0/10)
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Miisu said…
3.8 on IMDB - ? Holy bagpipe! I feel for you, this thing must have been an utter brainfuck. "Heartstopper" S2 will air on August 3rd, that would probably work as a remedy after that kind of torture. Or maybe an old and really good documentary "Daddy and the Muscle Academy" (1991), includes some awww-swoon personal memories and interviews with Tom of Finland.
August 1, 2023 at 1:50 PM
Golu said…
I should try to find this documentary
August 2, 2023 at 3:25 AM
Miisu said…
Check you e-mail ;)
August 2, 2023 at 3:48 AM
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