This screwball comedy from 1969 has a pretty wild premise: two guys try to fake being gay just to dodge the military draft. If you watched this today, it would probably come across as super offensive, and I honestly have no clue how people felt about it back when it first hit theaters. My guess is it probably wasn't a huge hit. The humor is really broad and kind of goofy, with a lot of obvious puns that actually reminded me of those cheesy sitcoms from the 80s and 90s. It makes me wonder if this movie actually inspired some of those later shows. The story follows two best friends, Danny and Elliot, who are desperate to get out of the draft. They decide the best way out is to pretend they're in a relationship, but the Army doesn't just take their word for it and puts them under surveillance. Even though they’re both young and have girlfriends, they’re forced to move into an apartment building full of gay residents to keep up the act. It’s a total mess because they’re trying ...
I honestly had no clue that people were making vertical BL shows in Ukraine, but this production definitely comes from there. I’m not 100% sure if they actually filmed it on the ground in Ukraine, but the production house is based there for sure. Plus, you can totally hear a clear accent that makes it pretty obvious the series was put together somewhere in Europe. Like most of these vertical BL dramas, the story hits on the usual themes of friendship, falling in love, doing what you're told, and a whole lot of mixed signals.
The story follows Jake, an orphan from a poor background who beats the odds and snags a scholarship to this super elite college. Aside from one close buddy, literally nobody likes him there, and they spend all their time putting him down. The big shot in town, William, is part of that crowd, and the two of them end up getting into a few messy situations because of it. As a punishment, the principal forced them onto the same basketball team. That’s when William starts coming on really strong to Jake, but Jake can’t tell if this is just another way for William to bully him or if it’s something real. He even has to remind William that he’s not gay. Meanwhile, William’s fiancé, Linda, is losing her mind over this and keeps dreaming up new ways to humiliate Jake. When William’s dad catches wind of what’s happening, he lays down the law and tells his son he has to marry Linda and quit with all these games. By this point, even though Jake and William are both catching major feelings, William tries to play it off like he actually likes Linda, which totally breaks Jake’s heart. Eventually, William’s friend spills the beans to Jake about what’s really going on, and the two of them finally share a kiss and spend the night together. But once the dad finds out, he has Jake kicked out of the school. That’s the final straw for William, and he stands up to his father, saying he won’t be pushed around anymore and will do anything for his love, Jake. Shockingly, the dad is actually stoked to see his son finally standing up for himself and his beliefs—which is apparently exactly what he wanted for the next king. He gives the happy couple his blessing and everyone is good to go.
The plot is pretty basic, and you can get through the whole show in less than an hour. Even though I usually dig a cute enemies-to-lovers trope, this show has a ton of plot holes. William really didn't like Jake at the start—he was literally part of the gang bullying the guy. So, it feels super weird when he just starts flirting with Jake out of the blue and catching feelings. I can get behind Jake's feelings growing over time, but the beginning of their romance is just wonky. On top of that, you’ve got all the standard clichés: the crazy jealous girlfriend/fiancé, the threat of an arranged marriage, and the usual family drama. I feel like these shows only really work because they’re in that vertical format with short clips, but eventually, these series are going to have to give the audience a bit more substance. If they don't, I really don't see how these production companies are going to stay afloat financially. On the bright side, the two leads are easy on the eyes and have solid chemistry together. They both play their parts well. I’m pretty sure the title is a nod to the moment William finally stands his ground against his dad and refuses to just follow orders like a puppet.
It’s a standard, short-form romance that hits all the tropes but struggles with a rushed plot and some confusing character shifts. It’s worth a quick watch for the leads, but don't expect a masterpiece. (5/10)
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