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Uncle David (UK)

The era of random mind numbing films continue. This film is yet another unbearable 94-minutes of non-plot, non-acting, non-scripted tedium which was probably filmed on video over five days in a caravan park. To be honest there is not a whole lot to review here from either story of anything else point of view.

The story is simple. Ashley is a young hot man, but with a childlike mind. Escaping from his abusive mother, he comes to live with his uncle David. Ashley enters into a sexual relationship with his uncle who offers his insights into the world and the nature of reality. He gives him random lectures on on consumerism and heteronormatism. Eventually Ashley tells David that he wants to die, and David agrees to carry out the killing. Over the course of next 2 days, David injects his nephew at three different points which make Ashley lose consciousness and suffer organ failure. The next morning, he goes onto the beach to place his nephew's body in a shallow grave, tearfully kissing the body goodbye before it is swept away by the sea.

There are plenty of scenes that drag forever and ever. There is a scene where they both put make up, dress in drag and drink and dance. That scene goes on for like 20 minutes. This film has no redeeming qualities at all. I don't know why does the nephew want to die and why on earth would his uncle agree to carry on such a thing. Uncle David's murderous use of drugs to kill Ashley is appalling! Even the most sadistic master could not call THAT love. OK, so Ashley is a complete passive masochist child/slave/dog. How could he possibly be so clearly ignorant? God, save us, the audience, the gay men who have brains to know better to not watch crap like this. (0.5/10)

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