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Strapped for Danger II: Undercover Vice

This is exactly the kind of films that get created from independent makers in the name of queer cinema that's total blasphemy, at least in todays time. This, ten years back, would still have been ok. But in the same of comedy, when trash is presented to you, in times when audiences' tastes have dramatically changed, I am not really sure, who is the target audience for the makers. I didn't even get a chuckle, forget laughing at this film.

2 failed cops are sent by their sheriff as DEEP undercover agents in a porn movie production. The cops have had complains about two porn stars who also hustle on the side, who have sex with Republican politicians and they make their videos to blackmail. These two 'straight' cops need to take up this job as they do not have any choice and even be prepared to have sex. While on the job, they realize the intentions behind them blackmailing the politician is a noble one and is to safeguard an old age home. IN fact, one of the cops, who is sexually fluid falls for a porn star and they end up being together.

This film screams bad and loud and over the top in every single department. From the dialogues, to eye rolls, to makeup, to just he general setup scenes and anything and everything is so over the top, that its embarrassing tow watch a film like this. I really wanna know who are the people who find this craziness even slightest bit ok and funny. The drag queen who directs porn films is supposed to funny but trust me she is not. Makers have thrown in a few penis shots as you can imagine while filming porn. Those beautiful dicks are probably the only thing worth looking at in this film, other than maybe the OTT sequence of porn film shoot and taking a dig at that. Trying to create a sob story out of this nightmare is nothing but amateurish and ridiculous. The film definitely moves at a fast pace, but when the story, acting and everything about the film is so bad, there can never be a saving grace. (1/10)

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