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Lo Que Escribimos Juntos (Spanish) [What We Wrote Together]

By Golu
OMG! This film was such a boujee film and what a drag!! Showing us the daily life of a gay couple who has already gone through the great storms and who now lives in calm, with all its contradictions.The hook of this film is that this couple have supposedly created their version of perfection, only for it to be called into question by the inevitable developments of life. I am not sure, but even if thats what it was trying to say, the film was so boring, monotonous that it ends up becoming one big snooze fest. I mean this film can easily be summarized as one 15 minute short film.

Juan and Mariano are a gay couple who have been together for many years. Recently they decided to leave their city life in Buenos Aires and move to countryside with more open space, less stress to be more in contact with Nature. Juan is an established writer so from a work perspective it will be fine for him, while Mariano dreams of opening a nursery and making pots. While they are settling in, their best friend from the city Carla shows up for the weekend and they spend the entire team talking about all sorts of things like love, coexistence, the years together and the desire to be happy as it gives rise, without feeling prisoners of the eyes of others; while also continuously checking with each other on how they are doing. Carla also has news to share that she is pregnant. And the film just goes on like this meaningless. Carla leaves and the couple continues with the her new bliss life.

The thing where is that there is no problem here that the film is trying to address. It snot like the gay couple has any issues that need resolving. They are just growing as individuals and as a couple together with their dog. Even Carla's news of being pregnant really doesn't cause any stir or drama or even talks about growth in life. Nothing happens in this film. With only three characters talking back, forth, round in circles and all the way back to the start again, they’re just ruminating on their existence without ever actually finding a plot. There’s no tension, dilemma or character flaws, which means that this consists solely of three decidedly average millennials whingeing for 93 minutes. The script barely exists and the direction is bland. Even the photography is just basic. At least they could have given some beautiful country shots and landscapes but there were barely any. Acting is ok and the two boys are quite handsome. We also do get to see three very long sex scenes between them. But that is literally it. If someone was to ask me what film was about, I would say just three friends talking about everything and nothing. What a disappointment !! (3/10)
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