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Revenge In Olympia

If you thought you had seen all terrible gay movies out there, wait till you see this one. If you are feeling generous enough, maybe you may classify this as a soft porn, but the tragedy is that the makers are under an impression that they have made a cult classic.

A young teenager comes to America from Vietnam in search of his father, who is touted to be this 1th richest man in the world. While waiting for his father to accept him, he ends up spending a romantic night in the woods with a stranger he met. Lots of sex follows but in the morning they are found by 3 guys who beat him up real bad. The father, who is a kung fu practitioner will go to any length now to avenge his son. The midst of all this, there is this homeless young attractive boy who is gong around sleeping with random strangers in return for their kindness and at some point some guy (not sure if that's the same young guy or someone else) reaches out to the kung fu to revenge his sister who was rapped by a priest.

Trust me, when I say that this is one of the worst films out there. Almost 30 minutes of the film are in elaborate sex scenes that are too poorly done that they don't even excite you. This film has everything from bad acting, ridiculous dialogue, pathetic production values, total lack of directing skills, and several serious storylines that are made a mockery of by the script. I mean who is making these movies and more importantly who is watching them. What was the point of having a super rich dad. It could have been any dad. Why are there so many random story plot lines when they do absolutely nothing to the storyline. This film is an absolute embarrassment and I can only imagine, what the actors would think now if they went back and looked at this film today. Stay Away for sure. This film doesn't even deserve a review. (0.5/10)

Comments

Miisu said…
Reading this review has seriously affected my health - I laughed so much that my stomach hurts in places it has never hurt before :D On the other hand I feel for you and guess your eyes must hurt just as much after watching this... eem... creation. Truly hope you have something much more pleasant in your "to be watched" list.

P.S! Read the review again. The film still seems horrible, but it feels like a dare. Dammit :D
Golu said…
I am glad my review at least made you laugh, after the torture that I had to go through.
you should take the dare for sure. At least, it will help us appreciate some bad films in comparison to this one.hahahahha

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