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The Secret Path (UK)

What a beautiful dvd cover but contrastingly it is a massively confusing storyline and a simple concept stretched beyond 70 minutes for no reason. The audio quality of the version Is aw was so bad, that it was really hard to understand what the two leads were talking to each other. The eerie woods and their non stop walks, with some sex scenes in between, made absolutely no sense at all to me.

This supposedly period drama, shows two lovers who have escaped navy and are on the run now, hiding in the woods near a huge mansion. They are trying to make a life on their own terms while just aimlessly navigating through woods and having sex. During all this time, one of the lads has dreams about a guy who he knew warning him about the devil and the need to get away as the evil place they’re in. Is he just losing his mind or is there really something to be scared of?

This film is not a straightforward film and makes absolutely no sense whatsoever. Much of it is strange, rather creepy and it’s unclear what’s going on. To be fair, the actors were very good looking and tried their best to do whatever they could do to keep the proceedings going, but clearly a stronger hand was needed to keep things on track. The two guys have amazing chemistry, are very much in love with each other deeply. But how much of love can you watch between two men who are talking gibberish that makes absolutely no sense to you as an audience. Clearly there was no budget for the filming a simple story line plot was stretched beyond anyone could handle. This secret path leads to nowhere. (1/10)

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