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Otto; or, Up With Dead People (Canada)

This film is such a bad gay zombie movie (if thats even a genre of films in queer cinema). Right from the weird title of the film to a plot that doesn't make any sense whatsoever. The sex scenes with gay zombie was gut wrenching and not fun to watch at all.

Otto has just woken form the dead and doesn't know who he is and where he is going. He just randomly walks around till he is discovered by underground filmmaker Medea who begins to make a documentary about him with the support of her girlfriend and her brother Adolf. Medea is trying to finish Up with Dead People, the epic political-porno-zombie movie that she has been working on and convinces its star, to allow the vulnerable Otto to stay in his guest bedroom. Otto discovers that he has a wallet that contains information about his past life, remembering details about his ex-boyfriend, Rudolf. He arranges to meet him at the schoolyard where they met.

This film was utterly amateurish. The acting was pretty terrible to be fair and the camera work was at times clumsy. The sexual scenes sometimes seemed to interrupt the films flow. The weirdness of sex scenes took the film to a new low. I am really not sure if this was made as part of a college project or not, but even from those standards it was bad. The film was so slow that it kept testing my patience. This was such a waste of time and precious time lost that will never come back. I feel so disappointed that as it is I am not watching gay films, and when I am, they are all turning out to be terrible.

Please stay away, even if you are someone who is willing to give it a shot to experimental films. This is just bad. (1/10)

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