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Avsar (Hindi) [Opportunity]

By Golu
This Hindi movie is a pretty straightforward slice-of-life story that tries to give a modern look at what it's like to be a single, professional gay man. It dives into how he understands who he is, the chances he missed out on, and the personal choices he’s made along the way. The director used three parallel timelines to tell the story, which honestly didn't make much sense to me. While the core idea was actually pretty interesting, I really feel like this would have worked way better as a short film considering the point it was trying to make. Still, it wasn't a bad watch. The plot centers on Rachit, a city professional, and his friend Shikhar as they hang out for an evening. Rachit is a polished, urban guy, while Shikhar has more of a "small-town" rustic vibe, and you can really see the contrast between them when they talk. As the night goes on, Rachit starts thinking back to some old memories from a long time ago. He remembers being an intern after college in ...
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The Boys of Cellblock Q

By Golu
I read somewhere that this is a bad porn movie minus the porn part. And I can't agree more. There is probably a support group of all people who have been deceived by the title and poster and given the fascination of gay men with prison and sex.

Timmy has been sent to a juvenile prison work camp for committing murder. He gets thrown in the same cell with three other mates. Beef is the head cock of the cell block. Lana is the Queen Bee, as in he is about two steps from being a woman himself. Finally, there is Ludes, whom is obsessed with comic book and drugs. The Padre is the gayest of them all. Boss is a closet gay that likes to spank the men. Timmy has to learn how to make friends and survive his time in Cell block Q. There are random sexual scenes with people messing around and just trying to create an actual story out of it.

The film reminded me of a recent prison movie that I saw but that was much better directed and actually had a motive behind it. In contrast, this film had everything bad about it, minus the good looking actors (which is what you expect at the bare minimum). But as far as acting is concerned, it is pretty horrible. The only reason this movie is watched is because there are frontal nudes scenes in it. Imagine 90 something minutes of porn acting and porn plot with no porn; that too done really poorly. some porn films are much better directed these days. I understand that this came out in 1992, but tat's no excuse for a bad film.

Do yourself a favor, and do not watch this mess. I watched this so you don't have to. (1/10)
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Hedgehog said…
I’ll rate it 2 if they include the porn part LoL.
August 23, 2020 at 9:46 AM
Golu said…
and thaht would still not be as good. lol
August 24, 2020 at 6:29 AM
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