Skip to main content

Avsar (Hindi) [Opportunity]

This Hindi movie is a pretty straightforward slice-of-life story that tries to give a modern look at what it's like to be a single, professional gay man. It dives into how he understands who he is, the chances he missed out on, and the personal choices he’s made along the way. The director used three parallel timelines to tell the story, which honestly didn't make much sense to me. While the core idea was actually pretty interesting, I really feel like this would have worked way better as a short film considering the point it was trying to make. Still, it wasn't a bad watch. The plot centers on Rachit, a city professional, and his friend Shikhar as they hang out for an evening. Rachit is a polished, urban guy, while Shikhar has more of a "small-town" rustic vibe, and you can really see the contrast between them when they talk. As the night goes on, Rachit starts thinking back to some old memories from a long time ago. He remembers being an intern after college in ...

Hermoso (Filipino Series)

This is one of those BL series where the story is a total mess and the characters make zero sense most of the time. Honestly, it’s a total guilty pleasure because the focus was clearly on showing off skin, hot bodies, and a ton of sex, with just a tiny bit of plot thrown in. When you mix in some pretty bad acting, it’s entertaining in a "so bad it's good" way here and there, but overall it’s just not great and drags on way too long. There are 10 episodes that run about an hour each, plus a special episode, and yet the creators still didn't seem to know how they wanted to wrap the whole thing up.

The story follows a young guy named Kyle who moves back to his hometown to take over his family’s sardine business. He’s basically hiding out from a financial scandal in Manila and trying to get away from his ex-boyfriend/business partner. Kyle is pretty distant from his dad, so he tries to stay under the radar by working at the company. That’s where he meets Andre, this incredibly hot fisherman who works on the boats. Andre is supposed to be a humble guy with a pregnant girlfriend, but for some reason, the show just has him acting horny and touching himself constantly. Most of the show is just Kyle and Andre seducing each other until they finally hook up. We also get the typical trans best friend character you see in Filipino shows, who starts her own fling with another fisherman. Just when Kyle starts feeling settled, his ex, Bill, shows up to threaten him and expose his secrets. Kyle is terrified of everyone finding out he's gay, so he has to decide if he’s going to keep running or finally face the truth for the sake of his new relationship.

You really have to turn your brain off to get through this one. It’s super predictable, and the only real draw—which the creators definitely knew—is the endless supply of shirtless guys with six-packs and tight pants. It actually gets funny after a while, like when the housekeeper is just walking around the house shirtless with his pants unbuttoned for no reason. The dialogue is full of cringy lines about things being "so big" or "so tight," especially during the six or seven episodes set on a boat that only exist to show off sex scenes. I’m starting to realize that anything from this production company, Oxin, is always the same: just non-stop sexual innuendos. It’s a shame because the setting of a fishing town and a "boss meets worker" romance could have been cool, but the directing and acting were just bottom-tier. A nice body can only keep you interested for so long. Kyle was the worst part for me—both as a character and an actor. He makes the dumbest choices, like having a random threesome with his ex and the housekeeper just because of some weird blackmail plot that made no sense. And don’t even get me started on Andre just ditching his pregnant girlfriend!

The ending was a total blur, too. It looks like Kyle might have died in a boat accident, but who knows—they’ll probably bring him back if there’s a second season. I really hope they don't! The side couple with the trans friend was also super cringy; every time the show tried to give them a heartfelt moment, it would just dive back into awkward sexual dialogue. Look, the guys are definitely hot, but they seriously need an acting workshop and a much better script.

It's a messy, logic-free series that prioritizes steaminess over actual storytelling, leaving you with a lot of hot visuals but a very empty plot. (3.5/10)

Comments

Popular posts from this blog

Drug Shore (Chinese)

Apparently tis film was adapted by a true story Well, true or not, movies/series about drugs are not easy to watch. I have always said that drugs is like the end of life for anyone. For those who sink into this sea of addiction, some manage to swim upstream to recovery, while others cannot make it to the shore. The film may not be the best, but it does have a noble intention to remind everyone of the evil affects of drugs and combining that with sex. Ah Zhe is in a happy relationship with his influencer boyfriend. On his partner's birthday, they end up going to a party, which interestingly is being hosted at a drug dealer's house and this is where for the first time he is exposed to the world of drugs. The duo somehow do it just enough and come back home but next day Ah She gets invited by the dealer Xiao Fei for a meal. The dealer has a soft corner for Ah Zhe, but before anyone realizes, Ah Zhe's life spirals out of control when slowly he starts doing more and more drugs, ...

Sei no Gekiyaku (Japanese) [Dangerous Drugs of Sex]

Every person has their own unique way of dealing with loss. This film is as much a psychological thriller as it is a soft porn BDSM portrayal of two young men that makes the film overall horrifying as well as humane. It is really hard to describe the genre of this film in one word. Its important not that the film has some really disturbing scenes so if you go into seeing this film, please proceed with caution. Although any sexual non-consensual activity is not ok, this film has its won strange way of showing that suicide is not the only solution to all life's problems. Makoto is a regular office goer, who just finds out that his girlfriend is probably cheating on him. ON top of it, his parents sudden death coming back from a trip that he forced them to take, he gets completely dejected and decides to commit suicide. Unknown to him, he is saved by mysterious man Yoda Ryoji, and he wakes up finding himself tied up in leather and belts in a very BDSM setting. This mysterious saver soo...

The Shortest Distance is Round 3: Fallen Flowers

Continuing with the weird trilogy of "The Shortest Distance", I am so glad that finally I am done with part 3 and won't have to deal with this again in future. Thankfully, as of now the makers have not announced any further parts; which will save all of us on this earth from the embarrassment of watching this in near future. After the first 10 minutes are used in sort of recapping bits of first two parts, the story moves forward. Haruto is now starting to have feelings for Ruka, the mysterious pole dancer from second part. In a fit of rage, Ruka ends up killing the goat man and to save him and Haruto, Shibahara asks them to go underground. Meanwhile Shibahara continues the search for Seiya (the guy who had cut off Haruto's penis). It turns out Seiya is now also taking care of the original club owner from part 1. Both of them were released after they had informed Shibahara of Aoyama's secret location. Shibahara tortures Seiya's boyfriend leading to Seiya killin...