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Summer Thunder

By Golu
This film is a train wreck. I felt angry wasting my time while even reviewing this crap. You read the title and you think oh! Maybe there is gonna be something interesting, but surprise surprise, the film starts bad and it only keeps getting worse with each passing minute.

Billy Lee Tucker is an awkward young farm boy whose private parts got severed in a freakish accident. He is a former porn star now reduced to being a fluffer. But when he develops addiction to pain killers and gets out of shape, his career is in the tank. After Billy accidentally injures an actor, he finds himself out of a job altogether -- just in time for his hometown newspaper to run a story commemorating the 20th Anniversary of his accident, which sends a handful of people he'd just as soon never see again on his trail. With the neighborhood pharmacist, Billy is trying to get his life back on track. In between all this, we meet one of his girlfriends, his younger brother an admirer who likes having sex with him and an ex client of the pharmacist.

This film is inexplicably repulsive, with awful videography, unattractive performers speaking stilted and unmotivated dialogue. The plot is surreal and unbelievable and the audio quality is extremely bad. You think this may be trying to pass off and comedy, but you know it is dramedy. Just about everything was so downright horrible. Acting, direction, story everything, just everything is bad about this film. I was trying to be patient to see that maybe something decent will show up or something worthwhile would happen, but it just never does. Do a favor to yourself and stay away from this one at all costs. (0/10)
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